20 July 2009

hey, it's nothing worse than you'd see on wild america

My pervy little dog decided to hump himself a toy tonight, and he got himself into quite the situation.

He must've found a weak spot in the seam and worked it into the perfect size. Because when he was "done," this was his predicament:



It stayed like that for a half hour. Yuck.

Stuff like this is why I want to have a girl.

Boys are gross.

4 comments:

Whiskeymarie said...

Is that a fluffy toy on his wiener?? Holy hell, that's hilarious!

So funny- I was totally just about to post a status update on FB about how Bubs is sitting behind me making the grossest slurping noises whilst licking his wee-wee right now.
Then I thought that might not be the best idea after all.

Boys ARE gross. Lucky for them they are so freaking cute.

diatribes and dish said...

Yup, a fluffy toy. Specifically, the remains of a duck (goose?) that used to say "Aflaaaaaac." It drove Screwball crazy. I think that's why he likes to hump it so much. Just showing it who's boss.

l'ananas said...

oh my god. if my little boy (a dog) did this i wouldn't sleep for days.

feisty said...

very gross, but also hilarious! the poor AAAAflaaack duck! H will be disappointed that screwball ruined it....